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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 02:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

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Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

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No way

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Loons and Moons

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Why did my ex move on so quickly?

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

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Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Minds and Behinds

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Club World Cup crowds have wildly fluctuated, from swathes of empty seats to 'hostile' atmospheres - AP News

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why would my ex block me after I blocked him?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

What are the potential side effects of combining Clonazepam and Propranolol?

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

The Labour Party wants to put the Winter fuel allowance and the £800,000 of gifts received by ministers behind us. Is this a real option for the people who will suffer as our new masters unapologeticly feast on freebies?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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